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simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. ― Laurell K. Hamilton 

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I wear red lipstick so I can mark my territory like tea mugs, sandwiches and boys.

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dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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